Select Page

Letter from at camp

by | mei 7, 2024 | Humor

Dear Mom and Dad,

Here’s a letter we’re writing at our youth leader’s request to reassure you, in case you’ve seen the news about the flooding. We’re all doing fine here. Only one tent and two sleeping bags were washed away. Fortunately, no one drowned. During the flood, we were actually on the mountain, looking for Dennis. Could you call Dennis’s mother to tell her he’s doing fine? He can’t write a letter himself because he broke both arms.

Excitingly, I got to ride in the rescue workers’ jeep! If it hadn’t been lightning so strongly, we might never have found Dennis. The youth leader was somewhat angry at Dennis for going into the mountains alone without saying anything. He had tried to tell him, but the youth leader was busy putting out a fire at the time, so he probably didn’t hear him.

Let me tell you – did you know that a gas cylinder explodes when you throw it in the fire? The rain made the trees too wet to burn, but one of the tents and some clothes caught fire. Davy will look a bit strange until his hair grows back. If the youth leader manages to repair the minibus, we’ll be home Saturday. The accident wasn’t his fault; the brakes were still in good condition when we left. The youth leader says it’s normal for such an old car to break down sometimes, which is probably also why he couldn’t get insurance. We love the bus though, especially because the youth leader doesn’t mind if we make it dirty.

Plus, there are ten seats in the bus, but we can fit twenty if we take turns riding. The winding mountain roads make it extra exciting, although it was unfortunate that the police stopped us just when I was driving. The officer said he wanted to talk to you. But don’t worry, we’re in good hands.

Morning came and everyone went swimming in the lake, but I wasn’t allowed to join because I can’t swim. Dennis couldn’t go either because of his broken arms, but we were allowed to use the canoes. From the canoe, you can see the submerged trees, a result of the flooding. Our youth leader is much more relaxed than last year’s. He didn’t even get angry when we forgot the life jackets.

Even better, we had a first aid course. When Katharina got hurt, we learned how to apply a tourniquet. That was quite shocking, and some of us threw up, but according to the youth leader, that was because of the bad chicken we’d eaten. He said it tasted just like in prison. It’s nice that our youth leader wants to better his life and is now at camp with us. He promises he’ll do everything better from now on.

Incidentally, what’s a pedophile? I’m going to stop writing now. Later we’re going to town to post this letter and buy vaseline. According to the youth leader, we use that for games. Don’t worry, we’re doing fine.

Yours truly, Bartje.”

 

Lieve mama en papa,

Wij schrijven u deze brief op verzoek van onze jeugdleider om u gerust te stellen, voor het geval u de nieuwsberichten over de overstroming hebt gezien. We maken het allemaal goed hier. Slechts één tent en twee slaapzakken zijn weggespoeld. Gelukkig is er niemand verdronken. Op het moment van de overstroming waren we juist op de berg, op zoek naar Denniske. Zou u de moeder van Denniske kunnen bellen om haar te vertellen dat het goed met hem gaat? Hij kan zelf geen brief schrijven omdat hij beide armen heeft gebroken.

Ik had het geluk om in de jeep van de reddingswerkers mee te rijden, wat erg spannend was! Als het niet zo sterk had gebliksemd, hadden we Denniske misschien nooit gevonden. De jeugdleider was enigszins boos op Denniske omdat hij alleen de bergen inging zonder iets te zeggen. Hij had het wel geprobeerd te zeggen, maar de jeugdleider was op dat moment bezig met het blussen van een brand, dus heeft hij hem waarschijnlijk niet gehoord.

Wist u dat een gasfles explodeert als je die in het vuur gooit? Door de regen waren de bomen te nat om te branden, maar een van de tenten en sommige kleren vatten wel vlam. Davy zal er voorlopig een beetje vreemd uitzien tot zijn haar weer aangroeit. Als de jeugdleider de minibus gerepareerd krijgt, zijn we zaterdag weer thuis. Het was niet zijn schuld dat we een ongeluk hadden; de remmen waren bij vertrek nog in goede staat. De jeugdleider zegt dat het normaal is dat zo’n oude auto soms kapot gaat, wat waarschijnlijk ook de reden is waarom hij geen verzekering kon krijgen. We vinden de bus echter geweldig, vooral omdat de jeugdleider het niet erg vindt als we die vuil maken.

Er zijn tien zetels in de bus, maar we kunnen er met twintig in als we om beurten rijden. De bochtige bergwegen maken het extra spannend, hoewel het jammer was dat de politie ons net staande hield toen ik aan het rijden was. De agent zei dat hij met jullie wilde komen praten. Maar maakt u zich geen zorgen, we zijn in goede handen.

Deze morgen ging iedereen zwemmen in het meer, maar ik mocht niet mee omdat ik niet kan zwemmen. Denniske kon ook niet mee vanwege zijn gebroken armen, maar we mochten wel met de kano’s varen. Vanuit de kano kun je de onder water staande bomen zien, een gevolg van de overstroming. Onze jeugdleider is veel relaxter dan die van vorig jaar. Hij werd zelfs niet boos toen we de zwemvesten vergaten.

Oh, en we hebben een EHBO-cursus gehad. Toen Katharina zich bezeerde, leerden we hoe je een tourniquet aanlegt. Dat was wel even schrikken, en een paar van ons moesten overgeven, maar volgens de jeugdleider kwam dat door de slechte kip die we hadden gegeten. Hij zei dat die net zo smaakte als in de gevangenis. Het is fijn dat onze jeugdleider zijn leven wil beteren en nu met ons op kamp is. Hij belooft dat hij vanaf nu alles beter zal doen.

Trouwens, wat is een pedaalfiel? Ik ga nu stoppen met schrijven. Straks gaan we naar de stad om deze brief te posten en vaseline te kopen. Volgens de jeugdleider gebruiken we dat voor spelletjes. Maakt u zich geen zorgen, het gaat goed met ons.

Uw Bartje.

 

Gold | Sebastiao Salgado | Tachen

"GOLD" by Sebastião Salgado | A Glimpse into Brazil's Gold Fever I recently stumbled across Gold by Sebastião Salgado at a book sale. The cover photo immediately jumped out and impressed me. As the book was wrapped in cellophane, I could only get a good look at it at...

Little Big Truths

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second-best time is now. The harder you work, the less time you have to make money. Pareto principle Who, Not How Now, Not How Should I do that now? What changes would you make to your company so that you would never...

Nice Girls

Over the years, we have learned to recognize a pattern: the behavior of what we call the 'Sweet Girls' – girls who receive men, often for prostitution. You see someone entering the hall, someone who doesn't belong there, nervously looking at their screen, waiting to...

Jenny

Problems with Jenny in Bouwel As owners of both the Astrid apartments in Mechelen and the Mathilda apartments in Bouwel, my brother and I have experienced quite a lot over the years. But this story stands head and shoulders above the rest. Read here how a simple LED...

Hakuna Matata

The "Hakuna Matata" Solution: A Story from Our Rental Adventures As hosts of short-term accommodations via Booking.com, we sometimes experience unique situations. Today I'm sharing a story that took place shortly after Valentine's Day. We had a couple who regularly...

Rewiring Habits: Why Change Feels Like Learning a New Language

  The following might be a bit oversimplified. The idea comes from the first part of this Modern Wisdom podcast. Here's the link You’ve probably experienced it before: you make the same mistake again in a relationship or at work. Maybe you react too sharply,...

Tesla doesn’t make cars

  I stole this because it stuck with me so well "Tesla doesn't make cars. Tesla makes factories that make cars." - Elon Musk The best writing is not a result. It's a byproduct. Your favorite writers don't sit down in front of a blank page and hammer out beautiful...

Why Reading Isn’t Enough to Master a Bestseller

The Difference Between Reading and Truly Understanding We live in a world where information is always at our fingertips. We scroll through news articles, skim through books, and think we’ve grasped the essence. But have we really?Dale Carnegie explains this perfectly...

Wij verhuren kunst . BE

WijVerhurenKunst.beEnglish version  |  Dutch versionThe idea originated from a collaboration with a store specializing in frames, paintings, and artwork. In their warehouse and showroom, there were some unsold artworks, including older pieces that were harder to sell....

Prostatectomie – II

English Version  |  Dutch Version  Urological Consultation Report January 2024 The Consultation Yesterday, I had an important discussion with my urologist about my latest blood test results. There was an increase in my PSA level - from 0.12 in December to 0.16 in...

A Life Among Books: From Passion to Purpose

A Life Among Books Books are the thread that runs through our lives. My journey started with an extensive science fiction collection, which later gave way to books on self-development—a natural evolution that mirrored my professional growth. My wife brought her own...

The Journaling Journey: From Pen to Pixel

Wherever self-development comes up, the idea of journaling always pops up too. I’ve often told myself I’d give it a shot. A bit excited, I thought: Yes, this is totally for me! My first try was digital. After some searching, I found dabble.me, a platform that sends...

Calculate

Englisch Version  |  Dutch Version  There are 3 of us, Jan, Eddy and Ben We have to pay 25 euros to Kjell. We each give 10 euros, so that's 30 euros. So Kjell has 5 euros left. He thinks, "Ai, that's not divisible by three I'll give Jan, Eddy and Ben one euro...

1.4 billion people and only 2 traffic rules

English Version  |  Dutch Version  Traffic in India vs. Belgium: A Short Impression After our visit to Kerala (India), I was truly surprised by the traffic there. That’s why I wrote this short impression. The Traffic Situation in India At first glance, it seems...