by Gust | jan 25, 2025 | Humor
Englisch Version | Dutch Version There are 3 of us, Jan, Eddy and Ben We have to pay 25 euros to Kjell. We each give 10 euros, so that’s 30 euros. So Kjell has 5 euros left. He thinks, “Ai, that’s not divisible by three I’ll give Jan,...
by Gust | mei 14, 2024 | Humor
Engish | Dutch Warning to all employees In our company, several terrorists have already been identified and apprehended.These are the following innocent followers: Am Here, Am Late, Am Tired, Am Coffee Breaking, Am Smoking, and Am Eating.The employees Am in...
by Gust | mei 7, 2024 | Humor
Telefoongesprek Technische Dienst – 11 maart 1999 Klantenservice: Technische dienst, goedemorgen. Hoe kan ik u helpen? Klant: (Een jongedame, klinkt zeer vriendelijk) Hallo, sinds mijn vriend met de computer heeft gespeeld, vraagt deze bij het opstarten...
by Gust | mei 7, 2024 | Humor
English Version | Dutch Version “Dear Mom and Dad, Here’s a letter we’re writing at our youth leader’s request to reassure you, in case you’ve seen the news about the flooding. We’re all doing fine here. Only one tent and...
by Gust | mei 7, 2024 | Humor
English Version | Dutch Version School teacher: To get to the other side. Plato: For the sake of the Higher Good. Aristotle: It is in the nature of chickens to cross roads. Karl Marx: This was historically inevitable. Saddam Hussein: This was an outrageous...
